Here are some of my freelance jokes that didn't get bought:
Barcelona city council is banning public nudity. The bad news—offenders will be fined $700. The good news--no strip search.
Barcelona city council is banning public nudity. Anyone caught in public will be fined $700. Anyone caught in private can still negotiate a rate.
Barcelona city council is banning public nudity. Offenders will be gently placed in the hands of police.
Barcelona city council is banning public nudity. Barcelona now known as “The City That Never Streaks”.
In his budget speech, the President talked about the “American Dream”. Then Vice President Biden closed his eyes to find it.
During President Obama's budget speech, cameras caught Vice President Biden sleeping—and he's never looked more respectable on tv.
VP Biden slept during Obama's budget speech. He woke after hearing “Biden is a rockstar!”. But Obama really said “get Biden a Rockstar!”.
During the President's budget speech, VP Joe Biden fell asleep. Obama's new budget will now include funding for renewable energy drinks.
Obama revealed a plan to cut 4 trillion from the deficit. George W. Bush said, “I had the same plan, but lost count around five hundred.”
Obama revealed a plan to cut 4 trillion from the deficit, making him the first President since Clinton who can count that high.
Obama revealed a plan to cut 4 trillion from the deficit. Spared from the cutback is his Secretary of Counting Huge Numbers.
At George Washington University, Obama said that he won't renew the Bush tax cuts. He assured students it will keep Busch beer dirt cheap.
President Obama announced that he won't renew Bush's tax cuts. Bush said he'd never heard of it, but it sounds like a "pretty cool magazine".
President Obama announced that he won't renew the Bush tax cuts. When asked to comment, Bush asked, "Ok, but how does this affect me?"
