Sports blogs are like a-holes: everyone has one and they're all over the internet. RT @korkedbats Sports Blogs #jokesondemand
Ikea is the closest Tiger Woods will ever get to another Swedish model. RT @kimberlysoules Ikea #jokesondemand
I'm naming my first boy Kanye West, so he expects the beats and hits. RT @Riosan2415 Kanye West #jokesondemand
One is for idiots. Strike that--both are for idiots. RT @claymolloy #jokeondemand topics...............the UFC and breast implants.
NASCAR is great for people who love getting exhausted. RT @HireAustinHuff NASCAR #JokesOnDemand
Bieber is a terrible teen cause he's annoyed everyone except his parents. Probably. RT @emilymtierney #jokeondemand Justin bieber
Must be a special lane for drug traffic, cause it's never jammed. RT @JakeAndBake94 Traffic jams #jokesondemand
I support their right to make our gas cheaper. And nothing else. RT @Exactly_SultaN #jokesondemand possible protests in saudi arabia
KKK meetings are like snow plows cause they clear the streets of white shit. RT @pdodson Snow plows #jokesondemand
Isn't death penalty redundant? I don't think it's ever been handed out as a prize. RT @JSheskier #jokesondeman the death penalty
One is mobile. RT @techcredo Android + Steve Jobs #jokesondemand
I take rape seriously. It's why I never laugh when I'm doing it. RT @JSheskier #jokesondeman rape
If he keeps removing predators, there'll be too much prey. It's basic environmental science. RT @ivancorreces Chris Hansen #jokesondemand
"Spic" is a derogatory term that you should never use in front of them. RT @OttisBlades SPICS #jokesondemand
Both will help quiet a shitty little baby. RT @gropingkiwi baby wipes and duct tape. #jokesondemand
